okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick
i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick
why aren’t we talking about this more.
*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*
this is still SO FUNNY
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.